Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
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moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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