Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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