Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
it was like eating out sand paper
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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