I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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