My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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