id be glad to
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
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She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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