I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
farters have to be the big spoon...
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
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dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
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Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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