"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
that is very illegal...i love you.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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