so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
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