My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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