Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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