matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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