You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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