remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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