well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
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As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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