we have officially lost it.
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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