Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
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Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
its liver damage thursday
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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