Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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