Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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