Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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