if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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