If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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