i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Randomize