my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
