Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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