Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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