why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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