my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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