who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
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There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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