The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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