ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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