were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
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Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
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Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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