I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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