I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
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I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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