He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
id be glad to
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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