Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
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In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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