Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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