I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Randomize
