i would punch a child for taco bell
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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