How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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