How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
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Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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