YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
