Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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