What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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