Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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