she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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