Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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