I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Randomize
