i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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