You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
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19 Unhappily Married People Confess The Red Flags They Ignored
you had me at cake vodka
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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These 23 People Destroyed Their Entire Lives In An Instant
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂