Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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