She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
is this the sara with the beer cane?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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