just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I love you.
Bad choice
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