what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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