when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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